Barney

A plain, ordinary, unremarkable male.

e.g., I don't know where she meets these barneys. (They're everywhere, they're everywhere!)

by franklet August 20, 2003

Barney Frank

1.) Massachusetts Congressman and chairman of the House Financial Services committee.

2.) Miserable cocksucker who never takes responsibility for anything that goes wrong, even though he was supposed to be in charge of the oversight for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

3.) A guy whose speech is fucking impossibly hard to understand.

Dude#1: Did you hear that Barney Frank is all up on the auto industry's dick about this bailout?
Dude#2: I heard him on TV but I couldn't understand a fucking word he said.

by hnic17 December 17, 2008

ben barnes

the very SEXY British (NOT SPANISH) actor who plays Prince Caspian in "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"! HE has GORGEOUS brown eyes, and really nice brown hair!

"Hey, do you know Ben Barnes?"

"WHO?"

"Prince Caspain, idiot!"

"Oh yeah, hes soooo FINE! I love Latino men!"

"HE's BRITISH, you dumbass!"

by doodlebug4 May 23, 2008

troy barnes

the BEST character on community played by the incredibly talented Donald glover a.k.a childish gambino

you: omg jeff winger is my fave character off community
me, an intellectual: uh no troy barnes is HE'S SO CUTE AND SO NICE TO HIS FRIENDS AND SO LOYAL AND CARING I LOVE THIS BBY SO MUCH so your opinion is wrong

by gayanticapitalist November 14, 2017

Banned

When someone is forbidden, usually as a punishment.

Person 1: Did that asshole drunk driver who killed your son get life behind bars?. Person 2: I wish, Instead he received a hefty fine and was banned from driving for 5 years. Good old justice is no more.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Off your barnett

Off your barnett is when you have consumed a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs and are going on a west one.

Example 1:
Henry: "Hey dude, did you see Chris? He has a line of coke and half an E"

Jimmy: "Haha, yeah he's off his barnett"

Example 2:
Tom: "I'm gonna down this whole bottle of vodka"

Jay: "LAD YOU'RE GONNA BE OFF YOUR BARNETT!"

by FlappedJoint May 31, 2012

barneycam

A strange little video series that the white house produces that stars the presidents dog Barney. Would be a typical you-tube quality film except for its produced in the White House by all of our nations top leaders and some celebrities.

Boy 1: Have you seen the new barneycam? Its super swell!
Boy 2: Well golly g! I haven't gandered at it as of now but I sure will!

by Indigoz December 11, 2006