Barred Up

Talk smack, or verbally pwning someone.

I saw a guy get barred up today because the glare of his bald head shined brightly into someone's eyes.

by XxCra5hxX October 8, 2015

Christmas blue balled

the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted

guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)

by mick buchey December 25, 2008

barbed surprise

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch

What your Boss yells out she gets upset or pissed off!!!

That Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch took my damn chocolate!!!

by Jblazer123 May 4, 2016

seven balled

When playing pool (english) if the black is sunk whilst one player still has all seven of his/her balls on the table, he/she must play the next game naked.
(some play so you only drop your trousers and underwear, or for girls, take your top and bra off)
see also six balled and five balled

"HAH! i seven balled you! get your clothes off sucker!"
"oh shit!"

"oh man, he seven balled me yesterday, everyone saw my cock"
"lol you got pwnt"

by fggg April 12, 2006

barleyite

Barleyites – (derrived from comedy show 'Nathan Barley')

A word commonly used to describe those normally found residing in Shoreditch/Hoxton. Often found gathered outside such venues as 333, wearing extremely skinny jeans, a t shirt bearing an absurd slogan and something completely stupid because some twats told them it’s ‘so fucking in right now’. plus 'limited edition' strange colour combo trainers with extra bits of velcro

I saw a right barleyite at old street today

by Larara January 28, 2007

Balled Short

the act of having ones testicles removed, by excessive force due to the violent rage of another.

The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles

by Nutlee January 5, 2011