Baltimore

A city that deserves every bad thing said about it but not necessarily because of the crime. It provides all the stress and problems of living in a major city with none of the benefits like good public transportation, good services, late night food, culture, modern infrastructure, and smart people. The reason Baltimore has so many problems is because it is filled with provincial fucks who have never lived anywhere else, especially a real city like Chicago, New York, or Philly. Thus, they think Baltimore is the greatest place on earth because all they can compare it to is the Eastern Shore, the one place they all go every year for a "vacation". It is amazing these small minded people can't even leave their tiny state once a year during the summer.

Along with Faidley's crabcakes, the staggering amount of backwards thinking and ignorance that is evenly distributed among those from all socioeconomic backgrounds makes Baltimore worth a visit. It is a sight to see. Just make sure to watch your back and get out quickly before you get hit on the head, mugged, and wake up five months later not remembering how you even got to Baltimore. FFS do not move anywhere near that shit hole. You will regret it.

Hey a great job just opened up in downtown Baltimore dude. You gonna apply?

No, I'd rather eat out Bea Arthur's dead cunt than move to that awful place.

by McNulty's Whiskey July 17, 2011

Baltimoron

Somebody who uses excessive baltimorese, hon.

The O in the Anthem is just a tradition.

by RandomSegaFanboy August 21, 2004

baltimore car jacking

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.

I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.

by Slap Happy September 17, 2006

Baltimore Pizza Roll

An Arab form of sex in which a woman deeply shoves her nails in a guy's penis hole, repeatedly shoves it up and down, and then delicately licks the never ending flow of blood from his dick as if the sauce of a pizza roll.

Angelina gave her boyfriend an unsuspecting baltimore pizza roll which made him orgasm profusely.

by lickdapussay April 25, 2015

Baltimore

The city in Maryland that's bashed repeatedly on this site by those who have never been there. One can easily travel through the East Side of Baltimore with no problem at all: black, white, man, woman. What's more, bands frequently play in the neighborhoods that you fear the most, and they manage to lug their instruments back and forth without any mugging/robbing attempts whatsoever.

We do have the STDs and weed, though.

I walked up and down North Avenue with $20's hanging out of my pockets, and nothing happened to me.

by Fuck a Bitch May 13, 2005

Baltimore Barge

A rare sexual act taking part in a bathtub full of water. This act includes two partners laying in the bathtub. Both the participants take craps and whoever's shit floats across the water and hits the other person in the face first wins. No if ands or buts about it ...it is a two person sport.

Bermcats do not like to play Baltimore Barge due to thier lack of loving the taste of someone elses turds.

by ernietrickle February 16, 2010

Baltimore Change Grabber

When fingering a female like your trying to get your change back from a vending machine.

You can easily get to a woman's g-spot using the Baltimore Change Grabber technique.

by Dynamus79 August 22, 2011