Baldwin Cobbledick

A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother

Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion

by SimonArmitageDickSucker0200 June 4, 2024

Tyrice baldwin

Hes morbidly obese and he only fucks wit chuzz and he he is a 2-10 he smells like dog shit nigga drives shi box (his mom shii) and he use to gay hes also social reject no pap👎🏾

Tyrice baldwin get on your knees you person of poverty and kiss my shoes

by D3ADS0U1ZS February 13, 2025

Baldwin Time

When someone takes forever to get ready and consistently shows up late to events.

Gosh, what is taking them so long to get here? They must be on Baldwin Time.

by hentayco1 August 7, 2023

Landon Baldwin

It’s Landon Baldwin!

Person 1: I think Landon Baldwin nice at finding men.
Person 2: I think he is.

by Raddad217562 May 10, 2024

Dayton Baldwin

Hefty man, enjoys sports, will give you a good laugh, ladies man, but he does have his errors like being fat with a triple neck and let’s not forget Captain Hook

“Damn sometimes being Dayton Baldwin is horrible”

by mynamesGingerJon May 11, 2020

Alec Baldwin Blanks

A 9mm bullet.

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.

by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021

A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉

by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022