Dirty Baldwin

You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.

A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.
Damn, that nigga did a forbidden Dirty Baldwin?
by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 21, 2023
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Devin Dakota Baldwin

A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.
Did you see Devin Dakota Baldwin in science today? He's so fine but he's such a nerd
by unicornchic September 13, 2017
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Doing a Baldwin

To do something dangerous with a firearm or show poor firearm safety.
"James was totally Doing a Baldwin yesterday he flagged me like 3 time"
by Mr_9_Yearold October 27, 2021
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Parris Baldwin

Cool as can this name says superstar in the making Just check the web this unisex name stands for Him tho the onand only
Parris Baldwin
by Maddog45 March 29, 2011
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The Baldwin

When a guy has a vasectomy, but still gets the girl pregnant.
"Did ya hear about Clabe? He pulled The Baldwin last week."
by BlazingWyvren October 31, 2021
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Phoenix Baldwin

Dude with a massive penis, and has a thing for girls. Always straight
Phoenix Baldwin is straight
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Hailey baldwin

Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it

You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me

I will never feel like you or look like you

Amen
by Crystal lozano November 30, 2021
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