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Tote-bagger

A small constituency of upper middle class and piddling rich folks, often with advanced degrees, who tend to be moderately liberal on social issues and moderately conservative on fiscal issues. They all long for a “technocratic” leader who will listen to the experts (the middle way folks!) to enact sensible policies (supported by the middle way who benefit directly from them).

A reference to Teabaggers, since they are equally deluded.
Jon Stewart is the patron saint of Tote-baggers. They don't think he's funny; they think he's God.
by Punditos Maximos October 26, 2015
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Bangor

A large town in Northern Ireland that has traditionally been a place of civilised accents, but since the tribal 'chav' has taken control of Bangor it is considered to be a 'Teenage chav riddled shit hole' - Information by a Pikkie Swan
Chav1 - Yeo Jonty!!
Chav2 - Wah?
Chav1 - Fancy fawkin up Bangor?
Chav2 - Aye, bring da fawking bawky!
Chav1 - Pure beaut.
by jontym888 January 19, 2011
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Bangor

Birthplace of Paul Bunyan, Bangor is a small city in Maine full of people that don't know how to drive correctly.
Tim had to go to live in Bangor for seven months, and he almost got hit by a car.
by TKC April 30, 2005
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d-bagger

Darieners, or people from the rich, preppy town of Darien,as they are called from their peers from the rival town of New Canaan. this word is used to describe these douschebags from darien, hence D-baggers. D-baggers are mostly characterized as being rich, alcoholic/junkies, and attempting to be ghetto.
Dude, did you see that d-bagger over there in his blue and white basketball shorts?

Yeah i know, what wanna-be.
by ncpride January 4, 2008
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Douche Baggery

The various antics of a douche bag.
If your friend asks you for phone sex, then asks someone else when you go on vacation and don't get phone service, gets to 3rd base and refuses to kiss you because he is waiting until he is married, then kisses you once, tells you he wants to marry you and turns out to be trying to get with one of your best friends, lies about your kiss, begs you to forgive him- and you DO forgive his douche baggery- only to be told "we are too deeply in love to have a normal relationship".... and days later is going out (which he wouldn't do with you because "dating is meaningless") with a completely new girl... THAT is a douche bag, committing some serious douche baggery.
by wouldnt you like to know...96 January 18, 2009
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freshman bagger

when a junior or a senior in high school uses his upperclassman status to try and get freshman chicks
man you know that kid Omar, he's a freshman bagger
by Moe1888 April 16, 2008
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Bagger

These are the criminals of the world. People that are baggers would steal candy from a baby and are sodm. You can catch them at the local bar at noon because they do not want to get a job because they are happily living off food stamps, however those who aren't completely sodm and have a job often complain when they get paid minimum wage for doing a small job. They also find a way to always get in trouble with the police for committing crimes but complain by saying that they are targeted. Baggers are found all over the world except for North Korea because everyone in North Korea loves their leader.
1. Person 1:"I hate baggers so much!"

Person 2:"What happened"

Person 1:"A bagger stole my lunch and took candy from my kid."

Person 2:"Wow that's sodm"

2. "Why is the bagger population growing"
by roflrofl57 April 1, 2017
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