drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.

Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card

by moe1888 October 18, 2010

freshman bagger

when a junior or a senior in high school uses his upperclassman status to try and get freshman chicks

man you know that kid Omar, he's a freshman bagger

by Moe1888 April 16, 2008