Let med describe this kid for you. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write.
An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.
An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.
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Made in reference to a girl who is ass ugly. Worse than a paper bagger (who just has an ugly face but a nice body). You can have sex with a paper bagger by putting a paper bag over their head, but a body bagger is just too damn ugly.
Me: Damn, I wish i hadnt eaten that burrito after seeing that body bagger. That shit makes me wanna puke.
Joe: O man, i could tap that if i put a paper bag over her head.
Me: Shit you must be drunk, that bitch is definately a body bagger. I'd rather have sex with Bob Saget.
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Me: Shit you must be drunk, that bitch is definately a body bagger. I'd rather have sex with Bob Saget.
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