broom alien

A term with a negative connotation used to describe a person who has had everything in life handed to him or her and seems to be completely unacquainted with mundane tasks like sweeping a floor.
I always feel like our government is disconnected from the lives of the people." "That's because this country is run by broom aliens.
by Jacck Quänts December 26, 2010
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butt broom

the use of ones mustache or upper lip hair to groom the other parties ass
Tom Selleck has an industrial strength butt broom.
poop broom mustache butt brush
by allthecash December 03, 2009
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push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.
I gave that bitch a push broom last night.
by yeahtubbs October 17, 2007
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Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch
by captnphunky June 13, 2007
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Double Broom

Double broom: when someone with an ironic mustache goes down on someone with long pubes
When Chris started dating Marty with the big bush, he grew out his mustache so he could give her a double broom.
by weenpeen87 November 13, 2019
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the broom closet

A person who practices whichcraft but is not open about it or very secretive. Similar to a homosexual not being open about their sexual orientation.
Person 1- "She always chants words under her breath and wears a pentagram necklace, is she into witchcraft or something?"

- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"
by Mork_ulv March 27, 2017
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The Mitchell Broome

Most strapping young lads, who often work at the Tyre Factory in Warrnambool but engages in gay anal sex on weekends for entertainment. (Usually Overweight)
That The Mitchell Broome is looking fantastic today!
by corzav3 June 02, 2020
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