Blanket Window 

A window that is covered by a blanket

Take off the blanket window, its dark in here.

Blanket Window by TheRandomWordMan May 25, 2021

blanket acrobat 

When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end

Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix

Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens

blanket acrobat by Robin hood1 January 23, 2022

Blanket Party 

When a group of people gang up on someone, throw a blanket over then and beat them with various objects until person looks hurt. (hard to tell b/c of blanket)

"when that ass hole gets out of jail i'm throwing him a blanket party!!!"

Blanket Party by Breelin April 19, 2006

blanket disease 

The lines on your face when you sleep too long in one position. Comes from sleeping on a crumpled up blanket or pillow case.

After having sex he fell asleep and woke up with blanket disease all over his face.

blanket disease by Vallanderstern October 23, 2005

Blanket Pardon 

A pass to do anything as long as it's "under the blanket" (no holds barred). Could start off as just snuggling, but end up in explicit activity (i.e Netflix n Chill).

Him: Is it possible to get a blanket pardon on the first date?
Her : Depends on how much you spend on dinner...

Blanket Pardon by AuWhiNker April 8, 2021

blanket test 

It's a test which you put your significant other to so you can find out if he/she is your soulmate.
When she(rarely "he") talks to you about something rather boring (pretend to) fall asleep.If she(/he) instead of getting mad covers you up with a blanket and lets you sleep then you know it's your soulmate.

blanket test

blanket test by Fane Tractoristul May 23, 2009

blanket boy 

Generally someone who doesn't go out, yacks when he does, and is most likely scared shitless of females.
Note: Blanket boys are often major phantoms

Yo Danny.
My names not Danny its Connor!
Ok Blanket Boy.

blanket boy by CrackAttack May 15, 2014