The type of teacher who blindly doesn't see of what they did or what was given out, such example is not remembering the homework they gave out, or, a specific person they wanted to talk, or speak to. Making it seem like they had bleached their memory of something.
Dan: I'm so nervous right now, you cannot believe!
Ulrich: Why is that?
Dan: Mr. Barbesquous wanted to speak to me about my loss of homework over the week!
Ulrich: I wouldn't worry. Mr. B is such an effing bleacher. He forgot about the homework that was given out last Friday!
Dan: Good, now, lets go to the movies, I wanna see Deadpool!
Ulrich: Why is that?
Dan: Mr. Barbesquous wanted to speak to me about my loss of homework over the week!
Ulrich: I wouldn't worry. Mr. B is such an effing bleacher. He forgot about the homework that was given out last Friday!
Dan: Good, now, lets go to the movies, I wanna see Deadpool!
by TheHiddenPerson July 23, 2016
Get the Bleacher mug.N. In the same category as the awkward turtle, awkward flag, and awkward moose, the awkward beached whale is the act of placing one's palms face-down on-top-of each other, such that the thumbs stick out to either side. The individual then proceeds to alternately wiggle the thumbs. For maximum awkwardness, proceed to make sounds similar to that of the blue whale.
V. To do as described above.
V. To do as described above.
Person 1: "Wow, I feel awkward."
Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."
Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*
"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"
*Feels exceedingly less awkward*
Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."
Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."
Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*
"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"
*Feels exceedingly less awkward*
Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."
by captainduncan December 10, 2008
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if some one is sucking up to there boss to get promotion they would be considerd an "Anal Bleacher"
if some one is sucking up to there boss to get promotion they would be considerd an "Anal Bleacher"
Hi boss let me do that for you!.............and that............and that..........and that!
coming for a fue beers and a curry after work boss?
-What an Anal Bleacher
coming for a fue beers and a curry after work boss?
-What an Anal Bleacher
by Chris penticost June 15, 2008
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Get the beached whale mug.The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.
by Anonymous75B May 8, 2008
Get the Beached mug.A derivative of the term Upper Decker, "Under the Bleachers" is somewhat less secretive and much more difficult to pull off. It is the act of taking a poop behind the toilet, under the water tank. Meant to be hidden from view while creating a terrible smell to create the illusion that the toilet could use a serious cleaning.
The dinner party was atrocious, so I took an under to bleachers in their guest bathroom.
I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.
I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.
by ZedSpot May 30, 2010
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Commonly used in reference to BLEACH fans who typically joins a channel that scanalates manga and / or fansubs anime to ask stupid questions.
Commonly used in reference to BLEACH fans who typically joins a channel that scanalates manga and / or fansubs anime to ask stupid questions.
by Alfarin March 14, 2005
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