Small Balding

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.
Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?
by @TheRealSmallBalding October 06, 2020
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bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does
indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit
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vag bald

A woman with little to no “down there hair
Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”
by Thid November 28, 2017
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bald mark

mark lee of nct but bald, a cult made by nctzens
did you see that 🕯bald🕯mark🕯 cult?

let's spam bald mark again!
by jwisungiee July 02, 2021
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bald & bankrupt

bald and bankrupt

An English vlogger who travels around India, Belarus and other post soviet countries. He tends to visit small villages and towns and talk with locals in either Russian or Hindi (depending on which country he is in). He is generally quite reckless and does minimal editing to his videos which are quite entertaining and engaging. His knowledge, respect, and the social compassion showed by him for the culture, history, and people who inhabit the place in which he visits have made him quite popular amongst his fans and those who know him. His full name is still unknown, but people in his videos often refer to him as "Bald" or "Benjamin" .
Bill: Have you seen bald & bankrupt's newest video?
Rajan: No, Who is bald and bankrupt?
Bill: Oh, well let me show you
by xXxronanthesnipperxXx January 16, 2020
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bald butter

A gross oily or greasy bald head. Can also be the oily/greasy residue or yellowish stain left behind on clothing or objects caused by a bald buttered person.
Damn dude, look at that bald butter on your pillow!
by macmex August 12, 2007
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bald dick

A dick that can't grow hair as if the person hasn't hit puberty
Did you hear Breemo had a bald dick

Yea it was nasty
by Ur gey November 27, 2016
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