by 750 Halsey July 9, 2006
Get the Bare Picklemug. used by chavs nad townies to express something that is very funny
*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*
*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*
Example 1
chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse
chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha
chav a: aight
Example 2
chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes
dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"
chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse
chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha
chav a: aight
Example 2
chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes
dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"
by alternative dudess October 26, 2004
Get the bare jokesmug. some who is physically huge, often to the extent that it looks disgusting such as pro-body builders.
Also can be used as an insult, if some one is just really annoying, they can be called bare wedge
Also can be used as an insult, if some one is just really annoying, they can be called bare wedge
"hey! did you see that guy in the gym"
"yeah, he was bare wedge"
or
person A: Laura was being bare wedge last night
person B: yeah she kept spilling drinks on everyone
"yeah, he was bare wedge"
or
person A: Laura was being bare wedge last night
person B: yeah she kept spilling drinks on everyone
by THECONSTANTDAGGERER October 4, 2011
Get the bare wedgemug. Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.
1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."
1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"
1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"
-Also Sean Mason
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."
1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"
1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"
-Also Sean Mason
by Joey/Dan Hillman Jason Schlack September 5, 2013
Get the Gummy Baremug. by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016
Get the bare goosemug. by andy bates July 20, 2009
Get the Bare cutsmug. "Corr, shouldn't have gone 'bare-bulb' this morning, got proper chaffing going on"
"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".
"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".
by FuckedoffFanny June 8, 2018
Get the Bare-bulbmug.