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Baloney Pony

A euphemism for penis or dick. Along with being a slight dig at whoever it's used against thanks to the connotations of baloney (cheap, unwanted, undesirable, etc.).

Saying this will also immediately make you friends with any and all weebs who've watched Neon Genesis Evangelion since that's where this phrase originates from (the ADV Dub of the series from 1997 to be exact) to the best of my knowledge. Thank you, Amanda Winn Lee (ADR Script Writer and Voice Actress for Rei Ayanami) for writing and saying this!
Rei: Woaagh! You're the jerk who was staring at my panties!
Asuka: Hey, what do you mean by that?! You're the one who was flashin' them y'know!
Rei: Oh and who are you and why are you defending him? Are you riding his Baloney Pony?
*shock envelopes the classroom*
Asuka: We're just really good childhood friends! You shut up!
Hikari: Be quiet you two! We're in a class, not a bar!
Misato: Hey, this is more entertaining than class! Go on, I want to see how this turns out.
by BB2023 January 31, 2023
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fried baloney

an ugly looking pussy, usually with lips that are floppy and dark at the edges, appearing like baloney after it has been pan fried, a childhood delicasey.
Damn, I'll bet Cher has some nasty fried baloney down there.
by jim's friend November 26, 2007
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Balf

1. Usually in reference to ones self. Meaning 'Way past weird' or 'weird doesn't even describe that' Or if something is really random.

Often used to ones self or others if they think they are really amazing when they're random and weird.
Joy: I saw some flying waffle-banana's while digging to china next Tuesday.

Meghan: Haha, You're so balf Joy! That's why I love traveling to the alternate universe from the secret portal in the kitchen.

Joy: ... AHAHAHAHA. That was balf my friend.
by Nah-hur July 11, 2010
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Ballface

A insulting retort to one ignorance or rudeness
-Hey Jon, will you stop humping Cris and Sammy like a wild mammal??
-Shut up you ballface!
by JonCarter August 26, 2004
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Baloney Tail

a pony tail hanging from your balls, usually with a bead attached to it.
Birky and Maxy have the longest baloney tails ever.
by maxy9799 March 18, 2011
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balogna slaps

A Girl With Big Fat Nipples That Are Nasty and Look Like peices of Balogna
I Saw Baileys Tities Last Night She Has Balogna Slaps
by Zane Ingall September 26, 2006
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Balogna Tits

A smelly pair of tits that is characterized by markedly large and gross looking nipples.
Walter: "Oh look, there goes Linda. Steve recently informed me that she has Balogna Tits!"
Lauren: "That explains the aroma, doesn't it Walter"
Walter: "That is a very good point, you are right Lauren."
by Gladus Marie Schrider September 10, 2010
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