The grade your Asian parents don't want you to get. If you get this, you're going to get spanked the hardest and loudest ever.
Parents: "Hey, what did you get on da report card?"
You: "I got an A in English, A in Social Studies, B in Math, A in Science!"
Parents: "Wait, what did you just say? B IN MATH!?!?!??!"
You: "Yeah... What's wrong with that?"
Parents: "You're Asian, not Bsian. Stupid ass kid. You should not be my kid. Your cousin Timmy already finished university at age FIVE! "
*SPANK
*SPANK
*SPANK
You: "I got an A in English, A in Social Studies, B in Math, A in Science!"
Parents: "Wait, what did you just say? B IN MATH!?!?!??!"
You: "Yeah... What's wrong with that?"
Parents: "You're Asian, not Bsian. Stupid ass kid. You should not be my kid. Your cousin Timmy already finished university at age FIVE! "
*SPANK
*SPANK
*SPANK
by asoijdoijw2qoij2qeijq2ioj April 25, 2023
Sugar baby. Young woman looking for a sugar daddy, for a male "benefactor" to take care of her financially while she takes care of him physically and probably emotionally. Common form of prostitution in urban USA.
by Blu3jack March 15, 2019
by big johnny July 09, 2002
by wickedMA February 06, 2004
Agonizing Butt-Hurt. A term used to describe people on social media who post vague comments to make other people wonder about their well-being to get attention; and/or make a great big deal about every insignificant event in their life to make people feel sorry for them; and/or make inappropriate comments to other people about life being unfair out of ignorance because they believe that life is "harder" for them. Can be used as A&B or A-B.
John: I saw that Ashley said that she had to make the most important decision of her life today, is she okay?
Adam: Yeah, she's just painting her room a different color, she's pulling an A&B (agonizing butt-hurt).
Lindsay: I got six teeth removed on Monday, it hurts like hell.
Jack: Yeah, when I got one tooth removed, I thought I was going to die.
Lindsay: Are you serious? Don't be an A&B (agonizing butt-hurt).
Don: My kid has to go to the hospital for regular physical therapy sessions every week after being in the hospital for 2 weeks, it's exhausting.
Alex: Yeah, tell me about it, I had to take my kid to the ER twice last year, AND I had to take him to the doctor to get shots. Ugh, parenting sucks.
Alex is pulling an agonizing butt-hurt move.
Adam: Yeah, she's just painting her room a different color, she's pulling an A&B (agonizing butt-hurt).
Lindsay: I got six teeth removed on Monday, it hurts like hell.
Jack: Yeah, when I got one tooth removed, I thought I was going to die.
Lindsay: Are you serious? Don't be an A&B (agonizing butt-hurt).
Don: My kid has to go to the hospital for regular physical therapy sessions every week after being in the hospital for 2 weeks, it's exhausting.
Alex: Yeah, tell me about it, I had to take my kid to the ER twice last year, AND I had to take him to the doctor to get shots. Ugh, parenting sucks.
Alex is pulling an agonizing butt-hurt move.
by starduck96 January 29, 2015
Abbrevition for blood. but its a way of endearing somebody or adressing 'em. It definitely don't mean "boo" ,whoever the person was that wrote that.
by cute4rmday1 August 21, 2005