Asexual

Someone who is not attracted to men or women.

Oprah is like a starfish, therefore she is asexual.

by It's James December 2, 2010

Asexual

Weird Niggas who tryna fuck the letter A

My Nigga Jay a Asexual he fucked his english test

by BigNigga547 May 4, 2021

asexual

A person that:

1. Has no sex organs.
2. Has no union of male and female germ cells.
3. Is not sexual.

1. OMFG! Tommy doesn't have a penis or a vagina!

2. Susy's Mom: Susy you never had male and female germ cells. Susy: NOOOOOOOOO!

3. George: I don't like having sex.

by fuckmeplease September 2, 2005

asexual being jr.

An autistic retard who is typically under some type of sedative or coma, and typically likes Minecraft with a mix of sped-tastic violence and blood for no reason. An asexual being jr. will typically experience dreams thinking they are autistic (to wake up and realize they are), extreme forms of retarded aggression for no reason, and nerd type things mixed with sexual pretenses (making a dildo out of LEGOs). Under special conditions may be/evolve into a chad.

Mikaelll: Hey is that Jim again? I swear, that kid cannot just quit talking about making mods for Terraria that includes his mom's virgin soul.
Rick C.: Yeah, I don't get it. It's like he's the manager of autismspeaks.org.
Mikaelll: He's definitely the biggest asexual being jr. I know.

by the schmouse June 6, 2018

Asexual

Somebody who retarded and dont like nobody

“yazmin”

“Who you like »

« Nobody »

Oh you must be retarded/asexual

by suckyurdsfdyducl November 2, 2022

Ur yeet is asexual

The Holy lord of insults.
Whoever takes this insult will evaporate immediately.

Person 1: Screw you
Person 2 : KYS
Person 1 : well ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: but ur dad is a hoe
Person 2: ur grandma is retarded
Person 1: well ur grandpa is a trap
Person 2: OH YEAH?
Person 1: YEAH?
Person 2: WELL UR YEET IS ASEXUAL
Person 1 evaporates

by Yeet Meiser March 31, 2018

asexual

A type of person that isn't attracted to males or females. This indicates that the said person is in fact a homos for he/she is not attracted to females which makes the said individual GAY.

The one person here: I'm asexual.
Fruit: You're fucking gay lol lmaoooo omega luul xddddd.

by SirFruit December 13, 2018