Who is awake now?

this is to be said when it is midnight into a group chat. this helps to attract attention and make people start texting. this annoys some people asking us people to shut up. Use the word uno nay thee or sdrawkcab kaeps or any other word that can flip the damned friggin universe upside down to shut them up.

You: Who is awake now?
Annoying guy: Shut your ass up!
Everyone: starts flooding a spamming the chat with messages

by King D with double R May 18, 2020

the force awakens

a low budget Indie movie that will become a small cult classic in 17 years or so

Frank: Man the force awakens was such a cool movie!
Jim: Watching movies that no one has seen doesn't make you cool, Frank

by Hans Macgrueber May 2, 2016

Awomen

Amen, an English word derived from the Hebrew word āmīn, means"let it be so" and has no gender specific connotations. A well intentioned, yet ignorant and not too bright congressman, in an attempt to be inclusive, decided to add a gender reference to the term and closed a prayer to, "the great monotheistic deity worshipped by many faiths and cultures", with "amen and awomen". One must note that apparently this congressmen was not only uninformed as to the meaning and origins of the term amen, but also deeply transphobic. Were he truly trying to be inclusive, he would have closed the prayer with, "amen, awomen, axis, anon-binaries, etc."

Dear great deity of the universe of whom nobody can seem to agree who or what you are. I do not know if you are a benevolent being, an apathetic being, a malevolent being who toys with us, or a giant spaghetti monster in the sky. If you are benevolent, please strike down my political adversaries, as I do not like them. If you are malevolent, please strike down my political adversaries for I am working towards the destruction of this great nation. If you are apathetic, you probably aren't even listening, so I don't really expect that much. In the name of your son, daughter, or anywhere between on the gender spectrum, amen, awomen, atrans-men, atrans-women, anon-binary, agender-neutral, and a-all of the rest of the rapidly growing list of genders on the spectrum.

by Florbokind January 10, 2021

k-argh-aoke!

karaoke: a form of entertainment, in which individual members of the public sing.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

k-argh-aoke!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about karaoke.

"k-argh-aoke!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

The rude awakening

slap soemone across the face with your penis

last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening

by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007

awakeness

To describe how awake one is.

Person: I don't think I have the awakeness to understand this right now

by Sammixx May 22, 2016

Awakeness

The state of being awake. Awakeness can we taken away or given depending on the situation wether getting sleep and gaining it or losing it in a boring class.

Maths today drained all of the awakeness out of me

by Snhojtap13 October 4, 2019