Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.
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The place you go when you are a bad ass. You can be the king of this country - own it and lean into your bad ass self. Rule the world my fellow bad asses.
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Student: eugh, homework
teacher: it's not bad, it's just J.1-12 on IXL
Sutdent: *runs out of classroom and hops the fence* HEY! BILL! Good luck on that IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers!!!!!!!!!!
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teacher: it's not bad, it's just J.1-12 on IXL
Sutdent: *runs out of classroom and hops the fence* HEY! BILL! Good luck on that IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers!!!!!!!!!!
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An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.
Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.
Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.
Origin: pennsic
An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.
Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.
Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.
Origin: pennsic
Jaron became asswipe again last night! His puke was everywhere.
Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.
I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.
I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
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B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you
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