Arkansas promise ring

Another word for a butt hole; southern slang; sphincter.

She was genuinely surprised when she was tagged in her Arkansas Promise Ring!

by Proctologist of Death January 14, 2017

Arkansas State University

Arkansas State University (ASU) is a prestigious institution of higher learning located in the thriving metropolis of Jonesboro, Arkansas. This intellectual oasis is known for its cutting-edge research in fields like "Crop Dusting 101", "Underwater Basket Weaving", and "Advanced Squirrel Watching". ASU is the place to be if you aspire to be a fratty redneck, a shitty student athlete, a fucking fugitive terrorist, a socially inept autist, or a rugby player. You know you're at A-State when half the campus is decked out in Razorback gear, and the other half is wondering if they accidentally signed up for the wrong college.

"I got into ASU! Yeah, not Arizona State, but Arkansas State University. Close enough, right?"

by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 4, 2023

Green Forest Arkansas

A SMALL TOWN IN NORTH WEST ARKANSAS WITH THE WORST SCHOOL EVER CREATED. WE LITERALLY HAD SOMEONE MAKE A THREAT TO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL AND THE FACULTY DID NOTHING ABOUT IT!!! THE MOST FASCINATING LADMARK WE HAVE IS A GROCERY STORE!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT GREEN FOREST ARKANSAS IS ASS!!!

by peepee53829 April 5, 2019

Arkansas Tire Swing

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.

We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.

by dwinters January 29, 2014

Arkansas State Fair

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.

That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.

by jeff May 13, 2005

Fort Smith, Arkansas

The most backward thinking town in the entire state of Arkansas. This town has actively sought to become as unimportant as it can possibly be.

There are no jobs and nothing to do in Fort Smith. Let's move to Fayetteville.

by Greg On'eal April 6, 2004

Arkansas Donkey Potato

razorbacks engaged in anal sex when they're about to ejaculate they punch the lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm better while grabbing your own boobs with potatoes.

Chris Yang gave Miguel an Arkansas Donkey Potato, even though Stephanie and Ina warned Miguel not to talk to Chris. Poor Miguel.

by Georgia Appleseed March 2, 2010