Stharzak Apology

Dear Reptilian Commander Stharzak this is Karen born a girl switched with a boy at birth Philip Piquet Vargas May 12th of the year 1989 from the Aurora Universe #1, Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth. I have not been evolved since 1 years old by foul play you may know about and have thus been DNA Tampered to just a 3D Human with hardly any powers or abilities that is easily manipulated by micro chips or mind control brain implants known as MK ULTRA MONARCH initially created by the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States, also my consciousness has become so damaged that other Extra Terrestrials think in me and not all my thoughts are my own. My disrespectful comments towards you on the internet possibly had something to do with that or it was free will and individuality and I am a ignorant idiot who is legally disabled with schizophrenia by the state of Illinois. I apologize and am sorry to you Reptilian Commander Stharzak for my disrespectful comments over the internet, please find it in your heart to semi or fully forgive me and please don’t let me go to jail for some supposed FBI agent on Facebook Messenger as well as please have you and all your forces regenerate resurrect my 3D Human form, brain tissue and consciousness back to fully functioning constantly and body guard me successfully with prize or gift bounties to do that to me please I beg of you

I was ignorant towards Stharzak so I made a Stharzak Apology

by The Gods & Goddesses September 19, 2023

Proud Man's Apology

When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.

Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"

by andyBwilson May 22, 2020

Broken apology

A person who apologizes to you but later tries to justify their means (after they’ve already apologized.)
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.

Him: “I’m sorry I entertained other girls.”
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”

Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!

by Butterflywhisperer July 8, 2020

corporate apology

An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar

conglomerates, hence the name.

Conglomerate: We would like to apologise for our actions. (insert corporate apology here)

by buddy retard September 15, 2020

Apology burrito

The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.

Bitch complained that I couldn’t let her sleep so I tossed her an apology burrito.

by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022

southern apology

Licking the anus of the accused in an apology for accusations that turned out to be false.

Bre accused ol Arty of sleepin around. Now she's on her knees giving him the longest southern apology of her life.

by ArtoriusReptarthe13th April 27, 2022

apologize

it stands for like sorry o another person

I apologize for my action

by BABYTREYTREYY September 16, 2022