a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.
That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.
That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.
That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.
by Anime Noob October 21, 2010
Get the Apartment Monkey mug.The act of using an apartment balcony as a toilet. Letting the raw sewage flow down on the neighbors below you. If the volume is large enough it can have the appearance of a waterfall. Repeated use will cause the patio furniture to rust changing the flow to a rusty orange color. Most often used by Frat boys and major douchebags.
by mitch guist May 24, 2013
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The act of dashing to one's own bedroom naked, in the presence of roommates, after forgetting to bring a towel to the shower.
Hey, I didn't see that you had guests. Would y'all mind turning around- I'm apartment streaking back to my bedroom.
by Waynesville July 29, 2014
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When a mutual partner is flaunting and teasing your breasts or nether regions and you just want a piece of that... like an appetizer.
"I'm so mad at my boyfriend after the club last night... im so pent up... he wouldn't stop aperteasing me".
Apertease like a sexual apertizer.
Sexual apertizer(Aperteaser) is a person who
is tastefully on display... like someone who wears candy underwear or has whipped cream placed in specific areas of sexual interest. Like an apertizer behind a glass case... it looks appealing but you just can't have it;it leaves you wanting more!!
Apertease like a sexual apertizer.
Sexual apertizer(Aperteaser) is a person who
is tastefully on display... like someone who wears candy underwear or has whipped cream placed in specific areas of sexual interest. Like an apertizer behind a glass case... it looks appealing but you just can't have it;it leaves you wanting more!!
by The_raj2021 January 8, 2021
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“Let me check, APARECIUM”
*words apear*
“... bitch you got some explaining to do.”
“Let me check, APARECIUM”
*words apear*
“... bitch you got some explaining to do.”
by ProfessorBrooks May 1, 2021
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by DongSloongKong May 15, 2021
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