Alta Loma

Part of what everyone knows is just Rancho Cucamonga but residents feel needs to be separate. The Northwest part of Rancho where there are so many richy houses with 5 bedrooms, 3 1/2 bathrooms, and 30 square feet of backyard for your little yippie purse dwelling dog. A wonderful place to live if your dad is a Lawyer and your mom is a Doctor.

-Hey, you from the 909?
-Kinda...
-Oooohh, you're from Ranch then, right?
-Not really.
-Alta Loma, Etiwanda, and Rancho are all the same and you know it!

by Lynzclawson March 30, 2007

alta vista

A search engine desperately trying to be like Google.

I fuckin hate Alta Vista, i'd rather use Google.

by Seany B May 18, 2005

kneeling at the altar

Sexual position in which one person kneels down in front of another and performs oral sex. Receiver can be male or female

He was kneeling at the altar before they had sex

by HS5120 September 5, 2015

Altan

some stupid boy from north london i cant get over. like stfu stupid bitch y did u break up with me cuz u wanted to 'focus on urself first' ike ok i rated that HEN THIS STUPIDASS GOES AND DATES SOE OTHER BITCH 5 DAYS LATER AND WHEN I ASK HIM WHY HES GOES 'she makes me happy' BITCH? UNGRATEFULLLLL LIKE SYM BLUD I HOPE U DIE STYLL

stupid bitch altan

innit i hate altan

by lil.btchie August 1, 2020

altamira

A beautiful town from Puerto Plata Dominican Republic, hometowm of 2005 MLB Cy Young Winner Bartolo Colon.

Cesar's Family are from Altamira

by Wilfredo01 May 18, 2008

Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

altamont

A place that sucks

the altamont fair sucks

by choppedliver July 13, 2003