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by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022
Get the Alistair mug.Noun: from the ancient greek for "one whom is milky and naked," an alistair traditionally spends most of his/her time fondling themselves and defecating in public beauty spots whilsts covering themselves in milk and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf.
"Your kid sam has turned into a real alistair, we're almost out of milk and there's skid marks and spunk stains all over the the town memorial."
by Alistair the Anaconda July 4, 2007
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Gained her cult following by shading and dissing her ex Jake Paul while gaining more followers for not only herself but her new boyfriend Faze Banks.
Gained her cult following by shading and dissing her ex Jake Paul while gaining more followers for not only herself but her new boyfriend Faze Banks.
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