Alchemist

Typically defined as a scientist who can allegedly convert any everyday object into gold, the more modern definition is as follows:

Alchemist: The leader, or head man/woman of the under-aged, underground alcohol trade. One who is able to turn money into alcohol through the networking of older non law-abiding citizens who will buy liquor and beer for younger affluent teenagers. Instead of being able to turn objects into gold, he/she can turn money into alcohol aka the gold of the youth.

Girl: "Hey Brad, would you pick me up a 5th of Malibu rum?"

Alchemist: "Why, of course, I can have that for you in 2 hours. I just need the cash."

Girl: "Of course, here is 20 dollars."

by Yumyumrum July 24, 2009

alchopoops

The morning after shits

No one could go in the bathroom the next day because Tracie had a case of the alchopoops.

by MarioFarfan January 7, 2007

dissaprove-alche face

face of dissproval

after my actions last night danielle gave me the dissaprove-alche face.

by fuckfacekilla March 4, 2008

Alchoholic

see: Jesus

yo man you got a problem, you're an alchoholic

by Tristan June 6, 2004

alchemy

a "science" that was believed to turn lead into gold that was used before the creation of the scientific method in which if you don't know what that is fuckin look it up but thats not important the most common thing said about alchamists is that they were charlatans and crackpots but some of them were were famous scientists or scolars like isaac newton and robert boyle if you dont them yet again fuckin look it up now on with what i was saying there are 3 main goals to alchemy they are 1. The transmutation of metals into gold and silver 2. An elixir that will prolong life indefinitely 3. The transmutation of human life
yeah pretty much they wanted to make a philosephers stone so they could be youthful forever which i dont know why i mean when i thing youth i think being trapped in a happy flowery hell with maito gai and rock lee from naruto *gags*

alchemy is kewl and the reason i even did this was because my love for the fullmetal alchemist series and the llamas in my brain told me to

by buttongirl September 18, 2006

alchemy pirate

100% pure concentrated emo.

Damn, what an alchemy pirate.

by Your Motherfucking Mom December 14, 2006

urban alchemist

Slang for graffiti artist. One who practices the urban art of graffiti.

Urban alchemists are practitioners of the underground movement of illegal art.

by Alcoholic June 6, 2005