Alaskan Fishing Boat

When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.

I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife

by John Q Forumer August 2, 2007

alaskan mudslide

1. A mudslide in Alaska.

2. Taking a shit on a midget's chest, preferably the runs, and then fucking the midget. After which, you slide down the midget's chest like a Slip 'N' Slide.

1. "Look, we are in Alaska, and that is a mudslide; therefore, an Alaskan Mudslide."

2. Person 1: "Dude, I just got a Slip 'N' Slide, come over and we can use it.
Person 2: "Nah man, Shyanne is horny so I might as well just go over and give her an Alaskan Mudslide.

by ruffman December 28, 2008

Alaskan Waterfall

In the climactic stages of oral shaft pleasures at the top of a well padded staircase, the male pulls the shaft out of said face hole and proceeds to swiftly jump kick partner down the staircase while ejaculating in mid air. This action should gain enough force to hit your partner as they fall thus completing the act.

As i swiftly kick my lover down the stairs, she cries out...nooooo not the Alaskan Waterfall again...

by bean90 October 13, 2009

Alaskan Popsicle

A game that consists of 3 Men and 3 Women. Youll first need to freeze 3 condoms. When they are frozen, you must put them on the men's dicks. Then the woman must compete to see who can defrost the condom the fastest. The winner gets to have a 4 way with the 3 men and the loser must finish defrosting the 2 remaining condoms.

Hey! Do you guys wanna play Alaskan Popsicle tonight?

by DefineMyMom.com November 10, 2014

Alaskan Fan

For women: Having Explosive diarrhea and then releasing it into the fan, onto your partners face. You then proceed to take it up the ass until you have another explosive burst, all over your partners penis.

Man 1:My friend Olson, Man is he messed up. He let his sister give him an Alaskan Fan!
Man 2: Oh man! I'm never gonna talk to him again!

by Lincon202 October 24, 2011

Alaskan Narwhal Surprise

When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.

My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.

by Badonski June 11, 2012

Alaskan Oil Rush

When your girlfriend has diarrhea you get her upside down and procide to have anal sex, when you are both about to climax you take your cock out of her ass and she begins to squirt the diarrhea over herself while you are cumming on her and you, then you begin to lick the diarrhea and cum off of each other.

Dave: I heard Paul gave Stacy and alaskan oil rush.

Richard: Yeah I saw them both coming out of there room, they looked pretty messy.

by Bralexe October 14, 2010