Airport

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.
I have to check out the airport before I land anything there.
by STDfree December 09, 2017
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Airport Triage

The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.
Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?
by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023
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Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
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Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
by Solid Mantis July 02, 2020
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Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!
Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario
by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021
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Charlotte Airport

A Charlotte Airport is a form of flaking where someone tells you they will be there in a certain amount of time, and then extends it, and repeats this process. Sometimes they will show up.

The origin is believed to come out of an experience where someone was informed at an airport in Charlotte, NC, that their flight would be delayed for 10 minutes. This process was repeated for roughly 40 minutes.
Bones pulled a Charlotte Airport on her when he said he'd be there in 10 minutes, then said he had an appointment that he forgot about, then said he'd be there in an hour.
by mrcoronet32 September 12, 2023
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Airport Buzz

The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.
I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.
by MandaPanda88 January 22, 2020
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Airport drunk

When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.
My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk
by Kraken of the night November 07, 2017
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