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Denver International Airport 

DIA. The gargantuan international airport serving Denver, Colorado (DEN) located on the plains east of the city and nowhere near the city center of Denver. Its location is so remote and so far from Denver itself that it seems to be halfway to the Kansas border. Taxing on the runway to/from the terminal itself takes forever and seems to take like an hour. Right after you takeoff (depending on the direction), you can look down and see numerous cattle ranches in the area. To get just about anywhere in the metro area is a long drive due to of its remote location.

The airport covers some 60 or 70-square miles or so and is the largest airport in the country. It is so large that it is larger than Chicago O’Hare, Dallas Forth Worth and Atlanta/Hartsfield combined. The current facility was built to replace the aged Denver Stapleton Airport in 1995 or so that was much closer to the city center.

The central terminal is known for its white, fabric roof reminiscent of the white-capped Rocky Mountains or the “teepees” of the Native Americans who inhabited the area, depending on who you ask. Being inside makes you feel as though you are in a giant tent. The clean and spacious central terminal has the TSA screening booths, numerous car rental agencies, restaurants and the enormous baggage claim on the bottom level. The airport’s layout is similar to Atlanta’s. There are 3 concourses separated by some three-quarters of a mile or so and connected by an underground train. Frontier Airlines is closest to the main terminal while United is further out at Concourse 3.

DIA is the 2nd largest hub for United Airlines and is the only hub for smaller, classier and low-cast carrier, Frontier Airlines.
Denver International Airport is a nice airport, but dam is it big and remote.
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Missoula airport 

The worlds smallest airport with the most workerst for the TSA do to the fact that the bitter Root Valley is Poverty with a view! Beware come to the airport a least 2 hours ahead of time cuz montanas take it SLOW!!!
Ok well we have 20 more mins till the plane takes off we start going through TSA then we miss our Plane in the world Smallest Airport!!!!!!Wecome to Missoula airport!

a ride to the airport 

i asked where phil and michaela were. somebody said they left work cause she was going to give him a ride to the airport

Kabul Airport 

Euphemism.

"Kabul Airport" refers to the sexual act of anal pegging a submissive by a dominatrix, often in association with the ritualistic humiliation of the submissive.
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Los Angeles Airport Marriott 

A Marriott Hotel located close to Los Angeles International Airport. Most people who stay there are businessmen and tourists who needs to catch a morning flight. People can often look out the window to watch airplanes land.
I have a 6 AM flight home from Los Angeles so I decided to stay at Los Angeles Airport Marriott so I won't risk missing my flight.

the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

legendary words said by a sigma that enraged a fandom composed of 12 year old homophobic boys
sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo