Affair baby

Child from infidelity (bastard, illegitimate)

Katie and Alejandro cheated and now they have an affair baby named Enzo.

by QuailRN August 7, 2023

snowflake affair

(n.) A relationship affair that occurs exclusively over Twitter DM.

After participating in the #deportcannibals movement on Twitter, Mike and Jenna entered a snowflake affair.

by nolandc September 8, 2019

panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.

Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn

by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020

Shop Affair

When you buy products from a rival shop instead of your usuall choice

Why are you shopping here instead of Walmart. Bitch, are you having a shop affair?

by anonymous October 12, 2020

Pee Affair

a love triangle between 2 people in the same family and a stranger.

My brother hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, I didn't know he was gay! This is such a pee affair smh.

by dapee June 28, 2021

Love Affair

She had an Love Affair

Bro she had an Love Affair, like she just lead me on and played wit my feelings she said she love me but sh was fuckin wit another nigga that's an Love Affair

by KTDTv Nation July 23, 2021

Internal affairs

The art of sleeping with multiple people within your workplace.

often done with married people and the person could be the reason for the end of relationships hence the "affairs".

Have you heard about Katie, she's pretty much the head of internal affairs.

by Shitbot Banner December 8, 2022