adopted

when you are fatherless and motherless and you are depressed

mom: billy you're adopted
billy: NOOOOOOOOOOO

by HAHAHNOOBS November 10, 2022

Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Adopt Me

A haven for scammers.

Adopt Me absolutely sucks, except if you’re a scammer.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 5, 2022

Adoption

Chloe

Adoption means that you are put into a different home.

by Adoption February 28, 2019

Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

adopt

when somebody takes someone else in as their own

i asked my older friend to adopt me when they are 18 so i can call him daddy without it being weird

by leader of Namjoon supremacy May 16, 2021

Adopt me

More like.. scam me!! Hah.. get it..? Uh.. okay..
Adopt me is a game where you pay an extreme ammount for pets and torture them while making neons! Yay!
So much fun ay? Well, after you make your MEGA NEON SHADOW FROST DRAGON FLY RIDE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON,
You get trust traded! And then… Scammed!! Slayyyyyy!

Person A: hey! Wanna play adopt me?
Person B: do you wanna get scammed?
Person A: umm… no….?
Person B: okay then!
Person A: so do you want to play or not?
Person B: no idiot

by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022