when you can’t listen to a full song. if you’ve ever been in the car with someone and they play a song and about a minute in they randomly skip it ? and than keep skipping them? that is song adhd
“Yo, I drove home with J last night and he has real bad song adhd. Bro skipped 20 songs in 3 minutes “.
by md60 January 21, 2024
Get the song adhdmug. Ada.
by irlisabela January 20, 2022
Get the ADHDmug. 
by ADHD ASIA August 17, 2019
Get the ADHDmug. also known as autism lite and classified as a mental disorder, adhd causes lack of focus on lame things. people with adhd are an enigma to people without it. they seem unable to focus during lectures or work. they're always looking out the window, cracking their knuckles or shaking their legs as if they're addicted to distractions. among every person with adhd, there are a handful of activities they are exceptional in and will never lose focus. they may even lose sleep or skip meals over these activities.
adhd is believed to be an evolutionary accessory that manifested when man was a hunter-gatherer. humanity has since evolved to live inside safe boxes, eat pre-prepped food from safe boxes, and look at digital boxes with their free time. this is not an ideal environment for people with adhd, an explanation for how depression, anxiety and suicide often accompany adhd. the capability to critically think and comprehend multiple complex thoughts at once is not valued in safe box world, and causes unlucky people with adhd to be 6 times more likely to commit suicide. this could also explain the tendency of the elite possessing mental disorders such as autism, ocd, adhd, etc.
adhd makes people live their life how they want to with little thought to consequence. some people with adhd end up in situations where they are unable to do what they want. those people are dead.
shit neurotypicals probably say:
adhd is believed to be an evolutionary accessory that manifested when man was a hunter-gatherer. humanity has since evolved to live inside safe boxes, eat pre-prepped food from safe boxes, and look at digital boxes with their free time. this is not an ideal environment for people with adhd, an explanation for how depression, anxiety and suicide often accompany adhd. the capability to critically think and comprehend multiple complex thoughts at once is not valued in safe box world, and causes unlucky people with adhd to be 6 times more likely to commit suicide. this could also explain the tendency of the elite possessing mental disorders such as autism, ocd, adhd, etc.
adhd makes people live their life how they want to with little thought to consequence. some people with adhd end up in situations where they are unable to do what they want. those people are dead.
shit neurotypicals probably say:
people with adhd make me mad because everyone seems to like them and not me
i don't have adhd, i'm just addicted to looking at idealized social situations on my phone
i'm bored of being a goldfish mindslave for the tech elites with adhd, but i can't seem to do anything about it
i'm bad at videogames because i don't have adhd
my friend with adhd was an excellent car salesman. he committed suicide during lockdown
why do people with adhd act like they're better than everyone
why are people with adhd better than everyone
did jesus have adhd?
this urbandictionary.com definition of adhd makes me so angry! whoever spent all this time jerking off their own mental disorder on the internet must live such a sad life. he totally doesn't make 7 figures a year doing the amount of work i do in 1 month. my attention span just ended, time to go back to tik tok!
i don't have adhd, i'm just addicted to looking at idealized social situations on my phone
i'm bored of being a goldfish mindslave for the tech elites with adhd, but i can't seem to do anything about it
i'm bad at videogames because i don't have adhd
my friend with adhd was an excellent car salesman. he committed suicide during lockdown
why do people with adhd act like they're better than everyone
why are people with adhd better than everyone
did jesus have adhd?
this urbandictionary.com definition of adhd makes me so angry! whoever spent all this time jerking off their own mental disorder on the internet must live such a sad life. he totally doesn't make 7 figures a year doing the amount of work i do in 1 month. my attention span just ended, time to go back to tik tok!
by fishattention September 18, 2022
Get the ADHDmug. ADHD is short for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. It's also known as Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude/Dudette. Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude. Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dudette.
Aggressive
Dangerous
Hyperactive
Dude/Dudette.
It basically explains why ethylphenidate feels so sleepy and relaxed. And why Monster energy drinks contain the beast instead of unleash the beast. And why Adipex-75 pills are so relaxing unless I add coffee and Monster energy drinks for hyperness. Stimulants are just so fucking relaxing and help to turn from easily angered Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude that's forgetful to good memory relaxed dude. And gym membership is also important. Ever since I stopped having a steady supply of stimulants or caffeine or a paid gym membership either, I been getting volatile like Nitroglycerin. I need Ritalin! Without it, I can't function! I just need something to relax. Weed doesn't help and other stuff doesn't help either. Kratom kind of helps because it's similar to coffee. Modafinil help too. Hopefully I can get some steady supply of pharmaceutical stimulants or wakefulness enhancers or research chemical stimulants or coffee and Monster and paid gym membership or something. I need low dose stimulants to relax.
Aggressive
Dangerous
Hyperactive
Dude/Dudette.
It basically explains why ethylphenidate feels so sleepy and relaxed. And why Monster energy drinks contain the beast instead of unleash the beast. And why Adipex-75 pills are so relaxing unless I add coffee and Monster energy drinks for hyperness. Stimulants are just so fucking relaxing and help to turn from easily angered Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude that's forgetful to good memory relaxed dude. And gym membership is also important. Ever since I stopped having a steady supply of stimulants or caffeine or a paid gym membership either, I been getting volatile like Nitroglycerin. I need Ritalin! Without it, I can't function! I just need something to relax. Weed doesn't help and other stuff doesn't help either. Kratom kind of helps because it's similar to coffee. Modafinil help too. Hopefully I can get some steady supply of pharmaceutical stimulants or wakefulness enhancers or research chemical stimulants or coffee and Monster and paid gym membership or something. I need low dose stimulants to relax.
Tony: I took 40mg to Ethylphenidate and it helped with my ADHD and was so relaxing. I also have the gym membership paid so I can go to gym if I don't have my stimulants.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2024
Get the ADHDmug.