asshole academy

Located in Boston, Massachusetts.
Predestined from birth, the future greatest assholes in America are sent here after they graduate high school.
At this school, assholes refine their skills. They learn to mhc (make her cry) and how to be an all around asshole.
At the end of the year, one lucky guy is given the high esteemed title of "Asshole of the Year," thanks to his hard work, skill, and extreme dedication.

-Did you write your paper for Asshole Academy yet?
-Yes. Its all about how I lead this girl on and was a complete asshole to her and then just stopped talking to her, and then hooked up with a guy...
-Damn man. Thats some good asshole work.
-I know—I'm hoping to become "Asshole of the Year."

by The Duckword June 11, 2010

Banff Academy

A drug smuggling school located in the middle of fucking nowhere also known as the North East of Scotland. Teachers range from supportive and helpful who care about education to others who will remove you for simply smiling or breathing. If you had the choice of sending your child into the heart of the Amazon or sending them to Banff Academy, I would advise you to get their passport sorted. Head teachers rarely last longer than five years. WARNING: You will loose braincells by spending too much time in Banff Academy.

"Drug smuggling? Must be at Banff Academy."

by XOXO BanffGossipGirl August 19, 2016

Northfield Academy

a massive fucking shit hole

northfield academy is the biggest shit hole in aberdeen

by utter shite May 17, 2019

academic delirium

The excited, confused, inappropraite state of mind a medical student reaches during finals time. It is a syndrome of acute onset characterized by uncontrollable gchating, youtubing, facebooking, google+ing, sneaking food in the library, as well as an exponential increase in the amount of breaks to "make peepees", due to caffeine overdosing. The syndrome can be aggravated by accelerated medical school programs of the caribbean nature. In this case, those affected, rather than actively working on a tan, are working on a DVT directly correlated to sitting on a desk for 22 hours straight. Complete resolution and healing is expected within 7-10 days post examination. Recovery is accelerated by alcohol, sleeping, stuffing one's face with food, and avoiding all direct and indirect contact with studyproducts and the such. Condition is highly infectious.

Frederica: What time are you going home?
Me: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....... Academic delirium currently in progress...............have to get through another 86 hours of adaboobies, yakaboots, pandybear, and da beevs. Wanna get another coffee?

by gigglemonsterinthehouse August 17, 2011

academic rape

when your professor fucks you over so you actually fail your final worth 85%.

I definitely failed that exam. It was academic rape in the purest form. How could you Sid.

by krnz998740 December 9, 2019

dickinson fine arts academy

School of stuck up ass teachers,principals, and lunch aids.students get wrote up for no Damn reason like I'm in the class with my friend Bernado and the teacher wrote him up and said he pushed her and broke her hand berndao didn't even touch mrs.shilling

Dickinson fine arts academy is retarded

by dfaa March 10, 2016

Santa Rosa Academy

The Shittiest School in all of Southern California. The only thing that's worst than the football team is the insomnia that comes with your crammed schedule. Its an absolute shit hole. All the rich preppy kids there all have depression. The only good thing there is the pep rallies and the 4 periods a day schedule. If you go there you will agree with all said or will be a Gay Adjacent and disagree with everything said above.

Bro#1: Bro did you here about Santa Rosa Academy?

Bro#2: No Bro, What?

Bro#1: Their Football Team went 3-8 last season
Bro#2: Damn bro, I think the browns had a better season than them.

by Yogi's higher than a kite February 13, 2019