Absofruitly

The correct way to say absolutely for young and hip teenagers

Me: "Hey Richie is that barbeque sauce on your titties?!"
Richie: Absofruitly

by Hitthegaskuma May 2, 2019

absolute dog

One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.

Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game

by Kylotastic May 14, 2021

You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

absofreakinlutely

a definate yes, but more.

are you watching waynes world?
absofreakinlutely!

by B irwin January 2, 2008

Absofreakinlutely

Absolutely with enthusiasm and passion regarding the subject at hand

"I absofreakinlutely want to go to the Springsteen concert next week!"

by Dale Gustafson September 10, 2005

Absolute Unit

Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.

2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!!
Chu Wanning: Shameless!

by meatbunmarryme April 17, 2021

abscond

You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison

by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004