attention spam

Any material or fodder which tends to destroy the attention span.

MTV spews pure attention spam all day, in particular by cutting cameras every 3 seconds.

by Set the Controls for May 31, 2008

attention whore

someone who will do anything to attract attention to themselves. usually done to keep 2 people apart.

i couldnt hang with my girlfriend cuz this girl kept making excuses to keep her away from me. what an attention whore!!

by Ben Joseph January 18, 2004

attention horse

A horse that goes "neeighh" to catch attention to people. Another word for "attention whore" Can also be used on real life people.

Kevjumba is such a attention horse with his lame jokes.

by roflcoptorhaa January 15, 2009

Attention Bastard

The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.

He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.

by Bizarro Waffle Monkey August 30, 2008

attention sucker

A girl/boy who uses any way possible to get attention, if this is not bad enough the attention sucker actually GETS attention by people who are intimidated OR suck up to him/her.

Attention sucker (A.S): oh my god my mum slapped me last night.
Sucker upper (S.U): oh! (name of A.S)your poor girl/boy you can have my lunch AND my money if you like.
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A.S: i slit my wrists last night.
S.U:yah, so did i.
A.S: omg! why the hell did you do it you arent as depressed as me, what good enouh reason have you got!?
S.U:my dad died.
A.S:omg as if thats a good reason!
S.U: whats your reason then?
A.S:i banged my funny-bone

by sarahdsaugih June 02, 2007

Attention: Deficit

The most anticipated album of 2009. The major debut album for DMV rapper Wale.

Executive Producer: Mark Ronson

The first single released was "Chllin" by Wale ft. Lady Gaga
Other artists on album: Jazmine Sullivan, Q-Tip, Chrisette Michele, John Mayer, Mos Def, and many more...

GET YOURS.

DC chillin.. PG chillin... my name Wale and I came to get it...
-"Chillin" off of Attention: Deficit

by DMV Resider March 21, 2009

Lack of attention

Not getting sexed up. No sex. Not getting the “D”.

Damn i havent got none in a while, im “in lack of attention”

by Char1ie June 17, 2018