Asswiper

A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.

The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.

Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.

Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.

by loosetongue April 16, 2009

asswip

When your friend dies in fortnite but has 20 kills

F##K YOU ASSWIP

by no body just a 69 fan February 14, 2019

Ass Wipe

A.K.A. Toilet Paper.
also known as a person who is just as shitty as a piece of toilet paper.

"Oh lord girl your such an ass wipe! Your B.O. is lingering and it makes me think.."

by Chelseyyy! January 9, 2010

asswipes

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.

Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.

by bob December 19, 2002

aswipe

Synonymous with also.

Jill says "Jim likes turkey. I like turkey aswipe."

by wsbpress December 16, 2008

Asswipehole

A person who pisses you off, a complete & utter asshole. If you want to tell them in a lighter way than just calling them an asshole, you would call them an "ass wipe hole".

You bleached my jeans you asswipehole.

by kebbin February 9, 2010

ass wipe

Toilet paper.

"Dude, we're almost out...get some more ass wipe at the store!"

by x January 22, 2003