Textually Assault

The act aggressively texting someone, usually in the form of mental domination.

"This guy was texting my girlfriend, so I textually assaulted him."

by East_IKoP February 22, 2010

19 Assault Rifle

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE REFERENCE

我讨厌黑鬼, 更有把猫之私利漫游.胖纸盖楼干预撒半岛哦巴列.

Guy 1: 19 Assault rifle .

Guy 2: * gets down on his knees and starts sucking his cock *

by not yema L October 13, 2021

Iced Tea Assault

When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.

I ordered iced tea in Maine and they gave me this peach-tea crap. Once again, I find myself a victim of iced tea assault.

by Trilly May 2, 2006

asslut

A woman of loose sexual and moral disposition, who has an obsession with horrible anal intercourse. This is an inherited trait, which has striken many celebrities. George Clooney refused to comment when interviwed. A symptom of this syndrome is the lack of muscle in the anal sphincter, resulting in the person aflicted with this disease being "loose". They also reuse to have any intercourse, unless it is after intense anal stimulation. There is no cure.

Mark Carlson is such an asslut

by jack_231 October 21, 2005

amphibious assault

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in naval/military settings. See bombing mission and deploy some troops.

Colonel, sir, I need to conduct an amphibious assault.

by DocP October 21, 2006

assumtionate

to make a an uneducational statment

Mr Moore why did you ASSUMTIONATE that I did something wrong.

by Sean Walsh July 30, 2008

Sensual Assault

A Sensual Assault has been committed when an individual engages in sensual activity without the explicit consent of the other individual involved

synonyms: stage 5 clinger

I was just lookin to hit it and quit and he totally sensual assaulted me

by sastastic May 23, 2011