Askin

literally not a single problem with anyone ever. can't find a nicer dude. get yourself an Askin.

Bruce's love child

Askin is amazing isn't he. Yeah everyone loves Askin

by olvrmn November 26, 2022

Barrel Assing

The act of driving very fast on a road or highway or street. Can also be applied to the act of pursuing a personal or professional goal. Originated in the 1960's, originally used in Brooklyn NY, describing a return trip from the Catskills in Upstate NY.

"I had to be back to light the boiler at the plant, so here I am barrel assing down the highway right past a cop." "He is determined, I mean he's barrel assing toward his goals."

by Charlie 1970 to Joey The Kid December 19, 2011

Arking

The act of loosing yourself for hours on end to the ARK: Survival Mode video game world. May lead to gross increase in social awkwardness or reduction in personal grooming. Could also drive women insane as they lay in bed next to you naked wondering why the hell you're not screwing

Mary: Hey how did it go over at Marcos' house last night?
Nina: You know would have been great if he wasn't Arking all night and never noticed my existence.

John: Bro did you watch the game last night?
Marcos: Nah man, too busy Arking, I even forgot to shower. But I rode a T-Rex!

by brazileira444 June 27, 2016

Ashing

Act performed by a widow who takes the ashes of her cremated partner, placing them in a phalic shaped urn. She will then use the urn to pleasure herself and then remove the end, pouring the remains of her loved one on/into heself as she climaxes.

"Will you be cremated or burruied?"
"Well hopefully, if the wifes game I'll be ashed..."
"I've never heard of ashing before"
"Look it up on ubandictionay.com"

by uprightuk October 8, 2008

Arking

The act of loosing yourself for hours on end to the ARK: Survival Mode video game world. May lead to gross increase in social awkwardness or reduction in personal grooming. Could also drive women insane as they lay in bed next to you naked wondering why the hell you're not screwing

Mary: Hey how did it go over at Marcos' house last night?
Nina: You know would have been great if he wasn't Arking all night and never noticed my existence.

John: Bro did you watch the game last night?
Marcos: Nah man, too busy Arking, I even forgot to shower. But I rode a T-Rex!

by brazileira444 June 27, 2016

Noah's arking

Shitting in the shower and watching in go with the flood

He shit in the shower and watched it go with the flood, he was noah's arking

by Maverick_007 January 6, 2022

Half-assing

(v.) Saying you will do something, but backing out when the time comes.

Person 1: "When Stephanie comes, you have to eat her out"
Person 2: "Aight"

*Stephanie comes*

Person 1: "Here she is, go eat her out"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Why're you half-assing this?!"

by Who_Dat_Boi August 13, 2017