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Aim Assist

firmly grasping your dick with both hands when pissing to aim it.
When I piss, I never miss, because I use aim assist
Aim Assist by Boinkadoink September 29, 2018
Related Words
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AIM Hostage 

When you are in a conversation on some sort of messaging service (Like MSN) and you leave a conversation that usually envolves more than one person, and you keep getting added and re-added to the conversation to your frustration. This will only ever end if you log-out or if one of your captors logs out.
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
Person 2: LOL where did she go...
Person 3: donno, add her again.
Person 2: LOL okay :D
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
Person 2: LOL hey!
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
Person 3: Oh..
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
-Person 1 has been added to the conversaion-
Person 1: What?
Person 2: YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!!!!!!!!! LMAO
Person 3: YOURE OUR HOSTAGE!!!
Person 1: An AIM hostage?
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: LOL ye
Person 2: MWAHAHAHA
Person 1: ...
Person 1: You are lame...
-Person 1 has logged out-
AIM Hostage by Ryan Wells February 29, 2008

Aim Assist

Aim Assist is meant for special ed children and monkeys.
those civilian sheep and there aim assist

AIM Lingo 

A language spoken mainly in writing which shortens English words and phrases into catchy, yet hard to interpret abbreviations and misspellings. These are used on AIM to save .4 seconds of typing.
Examples of AIM Lingo:

Got to go- g2g or gtg
I love you- ilu
Laughing out loud- lol
Oh my god-omg
You-u
to, too: 2
later-l8rz

Need I say anymore?
AIM Lingo by Teh real DM January 6, 2006

Aim by the Ass 

Used for someone who miss all the time when aiming a dustbin with paper or something else.
Can also be used in sexual situations.
1st: Rahh! Missed again!
2nd: Dude you aim by the ass!

Jake: Whoops, my dick just missed your ass!
Gloria: What an Ass-aimer!
Aim by the Ass by peter64 May 18, 2009
a 'Direct Connection' over AIM, used to send pictures and small files.
She AIMsexed with me and shoed me a pic... damn she's hot...
AIM sex by Andy "The Man" Alexis August 25, 2004