Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder November 01, 2015

Towel guilt

The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.

Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"

Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"

Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."

by breeski December 15, 2010

action towel

A special hand towel reserved for masturbating into so as not to soil the "good" towels.

Don't dry your face with that, it's my action towel.

by Dead Flanders August 06, 2007

Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".

"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"

by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010

poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

by assbitch February 19, 2010

towel hanger

A man with a huge penis, ie. something you could hang a towel on. A man who's very large penis is big and strong enough you could hang a towel on it.

Lucy: "So I hear Mike has a huge dick?"
Sally: "Yes he's a towel hanger, that thing's so big I could swing off it!!"
Lucy: "Ouch!!"

by melloyellows September 01, 2010

Bath Towel

1. A much more polite term used to describe someone willing to be treated like a "cum rag".

2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.

A: So what happened last night?
B: Dude! She was a total bath towel!

by eggsandmoreeggs February 14, 2022