jon lester lau

pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet

:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman

by petmalupet August 28, 2019

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Jackson Lester

A strange man that loves piss. He loves it everywhere. On his chest, in his mouth, in his butt,etc.

Jackson Lester loves piss in his mouth

by Jackson Lester Piss lover August 28, 2021

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Lestered

To get mugged or robbed without your knowledge in a crowded area

He got lestered at the street carnival in Mexico

by James town 233 August 23, 2017

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If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)

Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"

by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021

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Lester

Lester a 2 inch boy who dont know what to do in life and crys for Vbucks he is a fat fuck who smells like fishy mick he also likes mutts which smells like him he has a girlfriend named tutu some would say toe toe doesn't like him at or maybe one day he'll be successful but I doubt it one more thing suk my Rukz

Lester a dumb ass who don't whats going on anywhere

by Trash at fortnite u bot June 7, 2020

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