November 26

the day a bad bitch was born

"Hey, it's November 26."
"Yeah, a bad bitch was born on this day."

by jacksjerky October 15, 2019

october 26

national sleep in day

october 26 we have to sleep

by alyssa45373829 October 18, 2019

April 26

National kiss day is on April 26. Kiss a friend have fun

Wow tomorrow is April 26.

by Hanndyss??)4: May 30, 2018

november 26

the day where you slap your friend that has the hair of timothy chalamet

me: hello

nigel: im gay and i love sucking cock how are you doing today
me: its november 26
nigel: ah shit man

by notmarcoiswear November 26, 2020

February 26

The Day where you can be yourself....A FUCKIN HOE! Do what ever you want!GO FUCK UR CRUSH! Do anything u want bitch

Oh it’s February 26! I’m going to not go to school instead I will fuck my hot neighbor

by milfbutwithnokids October 15, 2019

November 26

One day to celebrate and appreciate a REAL MOTHERFUCKA! Do whatever you want, it’s YO birthday, fuck everybody else

yooo it’s november 26!!!
oh fr man? it’s real niggas birthday!!
turn the fuck up!

by badbitch6482047 October 16, 2019

October 26

National punch the tallest person you know

Person: I really wanna punch her, She’s too tall! You: Oh, well it’s October 26, national punch the tallest person you know day!

by Skskksskksskksannaoop October 19, 2019