Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

rema 1000

Its a shop in norway. Big there, probably earns more money than you.

«Hei! Skal du til rema 1000»
«Nei din kuk»

by Hahahanoob September 16, 2021

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

1000 bottles of baby oil

DIDDY

Man 1: Yo did you see what Diddy had in his house
Man 2: Yeah, 1000 bottles of baby oil

by Bengali fish November 26, 2024

10^1000

over three

person 1: WHATS 10^1000
person 2: It's over three
person 1: Correct

by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

1000 iq

Someone who thinks theyre highly intelligent, 'beating the system' and usually has some kind of intricate, complicated, 'puppetmaster' type plan. But once all the drama is over, they end up just playing themselves.

Jill: Seen Bullet Train? total 1000 IQ movie

by yesiwantpineappleonthat September 30, 2022

1000 Islands

A geographic region located directly on the Ontario-New York border.in the picturesque St. Lawrence Valley.

In the steamship era, the 1000 Islands was a playground for New York City's most wealthy and famous, as it was possible to arrive by rail in a single day. Now that the jet set have aircraft, they've gone further afield and the world is their oyster.

by bitchuck June 13, 2025