JP Mortgage

A local cult in the greater Fort Collins area

I got JP Mortgage tattooed on my back

by Apope March 8, 2022

JP

Acronym for Junior Pothead.

This is a person who is new to the world of marijuana and does not yet understand the unwritten rules and courtesy’s of consuming cannabis.
They often fuck up.

JP: bro I Messed up hard last night
SS: what’d you do?
JP: I snapped the bong in half.
SS: ah you JP.

by Bingle mccringleberry February 6, 2020

JP

A homeless man who’s mom is a pornstar.

I don’t wanna give money to JP.

by Whopper pounder April 15, 2019

Lil Jp

The hottest person in a school

That dude is such a lil Jp

by Jaxwaxy March 10, 2023

jp

Just pooping/What people say when they are asked what they are doing when they are taking a shit

Friend: hey what are u doing?
Me: oh I’m jp why?

by Hippo shayte April 25, 2019

JPS

An acronym for “jiggles per second”

Ibsr it’s when that bunda has that high jps innit

by mvmz February 19, 2023

JP

Alphabetically without the letter "R"

JP is Gay

by Roshter November 22, 2021