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wax the plank

act of sucking a dick and or jacking it off... it's a pirate term of course but who cares, used commonly now adays by renegade pirates O.o....
by Suburban Pirate September 6, 2008
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plank owner

Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Roseanne LeVitre September 24, 2005
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Plok plok

Popular Filipino word that also means a prostitute or a person that loves having sex.
Tingnan mo yung plok plok kung kaibigan
(Look at my plok plok friend)
by Rektz August 10, 2019
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plong

An unsual noise created by a elephant trapped in a jam jar.
"Can you hear that plong!"
by Felix_T May 14, 2008
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plook

Lookit the size ae that plook
by Violator January 20, 2005
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plok

Ever-confused, ever-bewildered, ever-baffled, defied by logic - yet forever comforted by self-hallucination.
plok: I can't posess what I don't have? what the hell?!? I'm cool.
by Sees right through December 12, 2003
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pronk

Means "very" or "good"

Used primarily in Virginia's 11th District - compare to Philidelphia's "Jawns"
We must adopt this pronking new technology.
by Punzo April 17, 2008
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