delete your account

A way of saying "kill yourself" without getting arrested.

"You disagree with me? Delete your account! With a gun. In your mouth."

by Mickulty June 15, 2016

delete this

Used by Tumblr users whenever they see something funny but absolutely disturbing. Usually accompanied with '@staff' to make sure the post gets highlighted to the people who work at Tumblr.

@staff delete this

by Helena Beauregard August 5, 2016

delteted

when you are a fucking dumb-ass and don't know how to spell deleted

DELTETED!
dam.
DELMEATED
dam.
DOMETED
dam again.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 11, 2003

delete-happy

adj. Refers to a forum moderator (mod) or someone in a similar position that deletes posts excessively. Often, the posts in question were perfectly valid, and so "delete-happy" reflects an abuse in power, a want to censor a particular viewpoint, or both.

Etymology: From the phrase "trigger-happy" that means "to pull the trigger of a gun excessively" or any metaphorical derivations of thus.

The delete-happy mod completely removed the valid topic about abortion.

by Xapheus November 16, 2006

Control alt delete

What you say when you want to close an unwellcome and unpleasant vision in your head; for example, when your parents talk about sex.

Mom! Seriously! Control alt delete!

by Thechevan July 12, 2011

Ctrl-Alt-Delete

Another word for kissing-oral sex-and then taking a shit.

Dude 1: Hey buddy how was your night?
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.

Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!

by Sambiase February 28, 2018

DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)

"Delete and forget" is the eversion of "forgive and forget."
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)

I shouldn't have sent that email last nite to the hot new intern. When I reread it this morning, I coulda died. But we talked and stuff--and agreed to "DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)".
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.

by Wyeth October 3, 2009