Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...
by Omega Battle Creator March 02, 2006
1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
by Yourmomsvaginalcrease October 12, 2009
by Xiophillio April 15, 2009
Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.
Chuck Norris
by Annie Dawson September 15, 2010
Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.
by Gai-sensei March 18, 2006
by chuck norris the ninetyith June 09, 2010
You can not define Chuck Norris, he defines you.
by sumyeikmei September 29, 2010