cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis

“steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”

by maddiesex January 23, 2023

Dick cheese

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)

I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore

by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022

Dick cheese

The act of sticking your penis in hot cheese and having your boyfriend or girlfriend like it like a corndog

Ayo babe, want some dick cheese?

by Gpdong June 09, 2022

Dick cheese

The most delicious substance in the world yumilicious

Damn that is some amazing tasting dick cheese.

by Ahhhhhhgghghh January 22, 2020

Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public

Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016

Dick Cheese

Seasoning that builds up to add flavor to blowjobs

Girl 1- He has dick cheese
Girl 2- Ooooooo flavoring

by Ass and dicks December 15, 2020

dick cheese

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

by girthydog February 01, 2020