self-rant

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself

Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant

by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024

Brant rant

When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!

Listen to that nonstop bitching. Sounds like he's throwing another Brant rant!

by Piggy's July 24, 2024

Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.

I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

Dustin was ghost ranting downstairs, he thought he was by himself

by Camiblancc April 24, 2021

Coke rant

A rant under the influence of cocaine

Person 1: Did you see Nicki's new tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch was definitely on a coke rant.

by hotmilf12345 December 5, 2023

Sushi style rant

When someone goes on for an hour about a thing and everyone in the party stays silent agreeing

Wilbur went on a sushi style rant on ant eaters

by Niffty swiffty March 2, 2021

HDMI rant

The ability to talk about a subject long after the audience has moved on and/or lost interest.

I was in-tuned for a minute or two but he just went on an HDMI rant!

by Ntlane2004 May 24, 2023

Ranting

Ranting? Okay...
Why the heck is the word short longer then the word long?
Why are pineapples called pineapples?! I don’t see a pine and it doesn’t look like an apple!
Why do spiders exist?! Can they please exist somewhere else?!
Why is quick attack so strong in the Pokémon anime?!
Why do people argue in group projects so much?!
Why do some Pokémon take baby steps and some chase you at the SPEED OF SOUND
When are you gonna use 90% of geometry they teach in school in real life if your not a builder?!

Why does too much mint taste spicy?!
Why do people say where in among us more then I do irl?!
Why am I here?!

Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: I’m sorry, I argue and rant too much. I have a ranting issue.

by The legendary husky October 27, 2020