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Best Bitches

Two or more friends who are close enough to refer to on and other in derogatory terms with out having a fight.
Ex: Danielle and Lizzie are my Best Bitches
by sarabeara6393 January 2, 2012
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Bitches rights

The rights of a bitch/Friend with benefit/booty call.
Bitches rights entitles said friend to a small favour every now and again. This extends to saving their bacon, lying for, getting the kettle on and bed therapy.
bird " mate, i've just driven a hundred miles, I'm calling bitches rights. get a brew on, i'm gaspin"

bird " mate, its been a long FKN day, i'm calling bitches rights, i need to ride this SHT out."
by Acheivment_Unlocked September 20, 2011
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When a person complains so much about an individual bitching, they themselves are doing the same action as that individual.
"God damn, this dude won't stop bitching. Does he every stop bitching? I have to hear him bitch everyday. He is always bitching!"

"Hey man, you sound like you're bitching about someone bitching."
by Rhino_horse December 18, 2020
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no bitches

"no bitches" is used by people who dont know how to pull any women and think they are so cool saying it
person: you get no bitches bro
bro: u acting like u can pull women urself u just jealous i have friends
by PanicInTheCity March 15, 2022
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niggas talk more than bitches these days

Dude claim that bitches be runnin they mouth... but in reality it's them in the locker room talking bout them bitches.
I. Wait... he told you we fucked!?
2. Yeah and gave me details!
1. And they say we talk shit...
2. I know girl... niggas talk more than bitches these days.
by Caseymarie451 January 19, 2017
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How to get bitches

Dude one - “how to get bitches
Dude two - never be a hillin
by Hillin101 December 9, 2022
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Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020
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