i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE

.

Person 0: I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

and i oop

a term used by the one and only vsco girl , followed by the term ‘ sksksksksk ‘ , it is a popular saying and is said probably 5 billion times a day .

*drops hydroflask*
“ and i oop , and i oop sksksksksksk “ the vsco girl exclaimed .

by itz_me_your_bff_bob November 3, 2019

Am I in?

Used when someone is curious if they’re *in*. (close to being in a relationship)

Am I in? When someone is curious whether they’re successfully getting past the talking stage

P1: I’ve been talking to Elizabeth she’s perfect, you think i’m in?!!?

P2: what does that mean?!!

P1: When someone is curious whether they’re successfully getting past the talking stage

P2: she definitely likes you, you’re IN!

P1: I’m so glad she likes me back, LFG!

by raccoon35834 February 15, 2023

plus i plus daju minus

"plus i plus daju minus", a sentence used when two objectively smart parents produce a stupid offspring, often in balkan households

"oni hadziabdici su bas primjer da plus i plus daju minus, allaha mi"

by I love bunzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 30, 2023

I can bend daddy

I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy

A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*

by Luluuuuuuuu November 10, 2022

Noml(i)

Non media literate (idiot)

Random person: "Putin is just defending russians!"
Random person2: "Shut the fuck up! You fucking noml(i)!"
Random person 3: "Presentage of noml people is rising too damn high!"

by mafields May 3, 2023