Piece of Shit

Writing paper material flushed down the toilet causing drain pipe pluggage

Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.

Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?

Homeowner:

A Piece of Shit

by ND86MBW February 18, 2022

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Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021

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no dickriding shit

To say that you aren't favoring the other person because you like them or you want them to like you.

ARGUING
Kenton:"That's why you stupid as fuck you even told me you got all Fs!"
Caleb: "You lying like a motherfucker, Louis did I say that?"
Louis: "No dickriding shit but I remember you sayin that."

by Juicy_Jay December 5, 2019

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Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

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