I didn’t see this

This text is mainly for people who saw your text but just want to make you mad even more when they know they saw your text.

“My bad I didn’t see this. I fell asleep” why say you didn’t see it when you could have just replied to the text other than that message. It makes you feel neglected don’t it? They don’t give a shit about you. So hurt. Lol. Fuck them.

by Getcoded May 10, 2021

I LOVE MINERS

RAHHHHHHGHTFDHDHG

bro are you ok

I LOVE MINERS

by The guy with a tie yt May 24, 2024

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.

Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!

by ACunny August 22, 2024

I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart

me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group

by HehejwiwoaoaoOzkkNklLaoaiwiieu May 27, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Jak And Daxter, When I Lived It Up<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Jak And Daxter, When I Lived It Up<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Jak And Daxter, When I Lived It Up<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

I Sounded Hamster

When a person sounds cool or "gangster" while speaking.

S: Yeah, I get it.

A: Chill shit, yk?

A: I sounded hamster

by PandaManAlex November 29, 2021