Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

get shit on

used as a taunt by tobias fate after he kills the enmy

Get shit on

by MachDog January 2, 2017

Secondhand shit

When your boyfriend fucked his mate leaving shit on his penis then you give him a blowjob right after.

OMG RYAN!!!!! Did you just give me secondhand shit?

by Chlojof March 20, 2021

shit house chicken

a meth whore who uses outhouses to satisfy johns

Surrey has the best shit house chickens in the lower mainland

by The Durty Duk February 15, 2015

Shit the Bag

When a person dies with a colostomy bag ; the natural body reaction occurs of waste elimination.

Years after the colostomy operation, complications led to her death and she just shit the bag.

by quickyshell August 10, 2018

Billy Shit

A white kid that thinks he can ball but likes Marissa ferret.

"wow that kid Bob over there is a Billy shit"

by Russo903 April 20, 2018